1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,519 Given your track record on the Ofsted board, 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,119 this would be a chance to restore your reputation. 3 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:07,799 Stella and I thought it would best if we shared an office. 4 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:09,759 I've got big plans. LAUGHTER 5 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,879 Never change, do you, Donovan? Absolutely not. 6 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,519 My time at Ofsted gave me invaluable insight. 7 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,999 Now let's work together to bring Waterloo Road back. 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,319 All the budget lines, everything under my remit. 9 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,839 Well done for taking the initiative. 10 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,359 You're going to come and stay with me. 11 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,650 Just until you get yourself back on your feet. 12 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,639 I'm sorry I don't know BSL. 13 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,480 Cute. 14 00:00:30,851 --> 00:00:34,879 Don't be jel that I'm a good footballer, Shola. 15 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:35,999 Actually not. 16 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,639 For once, I am getting bit of attention. 17 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,519 Just don't jump into anything too quickly, yeah? 18 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:40,999 Yeah, that's nice. Thanks, Coach. 19 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,359 We're looking for a friend. 20 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,599 She's called Portia. Apparently she comes here a lot. 21 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:45,719 Tonya? 22 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:46,999 Dad? 23 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,799 So you're the coach Portia and Shola have been talking about? 24 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,120 Tell her to ring me. 25 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:31,559 And I'm on fire 26 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:36,159 And I'm on fire... 27 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,759 "Dear staff members, 28 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,559 "This morning, I've had notice that we are to receive 29 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,799 "an immediate visit from a team of Ofsted inspectors. 30 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,399 "I realise that this may seem alarming at first, 31 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,599 "but I have full confidence in the staff and pupils of the school, 32 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,999 "so there is no need for any panic. 33 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,519 "We will deal with this how we deal with everything else - 34 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,039 "as a strong and united team." 35 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,879 And I'm on fire I'm coming, you coming 36 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,999 No hiding, my feeling 37 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,200 I wanna take it to the highest over me, yeah. 38 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,719 Uh, awful. 39 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:13,879 We'll get an outstanding for tonsil tennis, then, won't we? 40 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,040 Didn't get Stella's email? 41 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,119 Email? You are kidding me? Oh, my God. 42 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,239 When did you find out about Ofsted? 43 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,359 This morning. Can you collect the Alps figures for me, please? 44 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,439 Bore them into submission? Yes! 45 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,999 I'll organise the timetable. Er, it's too late for that. 46 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,830 Find Debs and make sure that everything is doubly clean. 47 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,999 Sorry. I went through two red lights to get here. 48 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,799 Might've done me a favour of getting knocked off. 49 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,799 AandE or Ofsted? Difficult choice. 50 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,119 Calm down, Joseph. 51 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,719 Sorry, I've got PTSD off the last inspection. 52 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,079 It was... It's not you they've got a problem with. 53 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,319 I was the one who left Ofsted under a cloud. 54 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,119 Look, this is going to be the last post of my career, and I'm damned 55 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,079 if I'm going to be remembered for failing to turn 56 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,519 this school around. 57 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,080 Yes. OK, OK. 58 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,360 Ow! Soz, mate. 59 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,359 Check you out, Lioness. 60 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,799 Hey, at that sportswear shoot, I met a makeup artist 61 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,199 who says she might have some work experience for you. 62 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,519 Nah. 63 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,359 Thanks, but that was the old me. 64 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,999 But you're so good at it! 65 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,999 I owe my career to Portia Weaver. 66 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,399 You've got my lip gloss. I don't mind you using it, 67 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,999 but technically, that's theft, so come on. 68 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,999 Well, I thought you could afford a new one 69 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,560 with your new posh job. 70 00:03:38,561 --> 00:03:41,519 Right, I tell you what. Why don't I take you shopping 71 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,519 at the weekend, get you a few bits? 72 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,319 It's been ages since we spent any time together. 73 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,239 Sorry, I can't. I've got plans. 74 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,479 Can I just have the money? 75 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,239 Hiya. Oh, hey, Dad. 76 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:54,479 Ten years, nowhere to be seen, and suddenly you're everywhere. 77 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,439 Er, yeah. Sorry. 78 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,239 Got a meeting with Mr Donovan. 79 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,119 What? About what? About linking our football club up with the school. 80 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,399 Great. 81 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,039 Believe it 82 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,679 Then you turn 21 83 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,479 Owe the world everything 84 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,639 I don't need anyone, owe anyone anything 85 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,039 I don't need anyone 86 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,879 I don't need what you got 87 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,159 I don't need anyone... 88 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,999 What? 89 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,399 Hey! You could be their wunda 90 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,519 You could be their wunda... 91 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,999 That's cheating. Could you be their wunda girl? 92 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,319 I said... 93 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:31,199 Wanna be their wundagirl? 94 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,039 Brace for their expectations 95 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,759 Too much to say in Two minutes of rotation 96 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,639 One day, you'll be their saviour 97 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,319 Holy saviour 98 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,040 But you can't save her... 99 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,359 Ha-ha! 100 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,760 Here, one sec. Cat? 101 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,570 Have you seen this? He's messaged me back! 102 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:57,040 Wanna be their wunda girl? 103 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,119 Morning. Oli Kemp from Ofsted. 104 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,519 Darius Donnovan, Deputy Head. 105 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,599 Do you want to park in one of those bays over there? 106 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,040 One minute! 107 00:05:09,041 --> 00:05:12,599 These spaces are reserved for the staff. 108 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,239 There's a public car park 109 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,839 two roads past the roundabout. 110 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,559 It's, er... Oh, it's 31 minutes before I'm obliged 111 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:20,999 to let you into the school, 112 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,319 so that should work out perfectly. 113 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,479 Sure. 114 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,410 That's the game we're playing, is it? 115 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,679 Nicely played. 116 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,440 I'll go and rally the troops. 117 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,359 Wait, who are you messaging? 118 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,479 Signed up to an app and this guy got in touch. 119 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,040 We've not stopped talking. 120 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,999 Come on, then, let's see his photo. 121 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,599 Do you think I should meet him in person? 122 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,279 He's well fit, yes! 123 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,400 And he's into you as well, which can help. 124 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:57,879 Where does he live? 125 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,639 The app says three miles from me. 126 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:02,439 You should go for it, then. Yeah. 127 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,639 The face on that inspector. He was not impressed. 128 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,319 Yeah, well, it bought us time to get this place shipshape, didn't it? 129 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,399 Can they just clear all this stuff up off of here, please? 130 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,110 Darius, can you give me a hand with this, please? Yeah. 131 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,479 Not on the floor! 132 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,599 Oh, sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. 133 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,639 I just mean, I thought you were going to roll out the red carpet, not poke the bear. Oh, no. 134 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,359 I was head of Ofsted. I know what it takes to pass an inspection. 135 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,439 There's not a rule I don't know how to bend. 136 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,439 OK. Crack open the playbook of dirty tricks. 137 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,719 I'm all in. No, I said bend a rule, not break them. 138 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:31,839 Hmm? OK. 139 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,719 Right, I need you to call a staff meeting. 140 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,599 We need everybody pulling together. 141 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,839 No slip-ups. Thank you. 142 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:41,319 Oh! Oh, no, Stella! 143 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:46,119 We only have a TA covering periods one and two art. 144 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,519 You don't teach period's one and two. You're qualified. 145 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,319 That's mad. No. I... No. 146 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,719 I can't draw a pair of curtains. 147 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,359 Er, we all have to muck in together, Joseph. 148 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,559 Look, get out of your comfort zone. 149 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,519 Oh, right. Yeah, you'll be asking me to cut an ear off next. 150 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,279 No, engaging the students will suffice. 151 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:04,000 Right, I'll just VAN GOGH and get on with it, will I? 152 00:07:04,001 --> 00:07:07,759 Yeah, cos he... You know he sliced his ear off? 153 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,719 Yeah. Got no choice now, have ya? 154 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:13,359 Well, I mean, I can just take you there if you want? 155 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,319 No. Visitors have to stay here. 156 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,639 Can't have just anybody wandering around school now, can we? 157 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:21,079 Thanks, though. Yo, T, I've been looking at consoles, 158 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,999 and I've found the best deals. 159 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,759 Oh, yeah - hi to you, too, Ashton. 160 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,319 Oh, yeah, hey. 161 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,999 Them two seem very pally. 162 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,279 Yeah, Dad made us dinner the other night. 163 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,239 They actually get along very well. 164 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,359 Really? How cosy. 165 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,679 Oh, Nicky, staffroom, please. 166 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,959 It's Ofsted. 167 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,160 What? 168 00:08:33,891 --> 00:08:37,319 You'll have a few more with you today. 169 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,999 Keep the less desirables away from the inspectors. 170 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,079 Is that ethical? 171 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:45,119 Geneva Convention does not apply to Ofsted inspections. 172 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,799 But that's not what the inclusion unit's for. 173 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,119 Well, today it is. 174 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,999 OK, team, the nervous energy suggests 175 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,799 you all already know that Ofsted are visiting the school today. 176 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,399 If this is the first we're hearing, 177 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,079 it must be an emergency inspection, right? 178 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,199 What does that mean? 179 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,359 Well, it's not going to be a pat on the back, is it? 180 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,799 No, it's not. But that's what you all deserve. 181 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,239 You should be very proud of how far this school has come this year, 182 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,319 even if they... Let's not let the past define us. 183 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,999 Best foot forward today. 184 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,879 We must be squeaky clean. 185 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,999 I want best behaviour in lessons. 186 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,519 I'm sorry. So, Ofsted, they're actually 187 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,839 coming into the classes, then? 188 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,359 Yeah, just don't let them intimidate you. 189 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,999 You know? The trick is, 190 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,759 imagine them all naked. 191 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,999 Really? 192 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,159 Bit pervy. 193 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,639 Look, I've got faith in all of you. 194 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:33,199 If we work together, we will be fine. 195 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,159 This is for you. 196 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,999 It took me an hour to do that one braid in her hair 197 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,279 cos she's such a fidget bum. 198 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,999 I don't know if I'd have the patience. 199 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,519 You've got to when it comes to kids. 200 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,679 They're always first. 201 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,999 Shame my mum didn't get the memo. 202 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,239 You are nothing like your mum. 203 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,399 She looks well happy. 204 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:52,999 She has her moments, but it's worth it. 205 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,760 Shame you're missing out on Ibiza. 206 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,839 Look, you were so busy getting Mia ready this morning, 207 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,479 you only ate half your breakfast. 208 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,399 My new hot sauce. 209 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,999 Yeah, well, this ain't going to be enough of a pick-me-up. 210 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,799 I'm going to go get a coffee before lessons. 211 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,919 Laters. 212 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,120 See you in a bit. 213 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,799 Poor Stace. You know she's putting on a brave face? 214 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:14,999 Brave face on for what? 215 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,239 A few weeks ago, she was planning a holiday, 216 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,999 and now she's competing for high score on Unicorn Kingdom - 217 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,279 with a four-year-old. 218 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:22,719 But she loves having Mia. 219 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,999 Yeah, we both do. 220 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,119 Yeah, of course, but... 221 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,360 ..doesn't mean she's not missing out on stuff. 222 00:10:28,871 --> 00:10:33,439 Maybe you should talk to your parents again? 223 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,119 You know, now that they know the truth, 224 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,359 Leoni knows they know, 225 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:37,999 you know? 226 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,319 You should all know the uniform policy by now. 227 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,519 Dress smart, study smart. 228 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,039 Schuey, tie. Tie. 229 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,400 On, please. 230 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,239 No, I'm not going! I haven't done anything! 231 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,479 I haven't said that you have, and you need to calm down. 232 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,559 Leoni, you're not doing yourself any favours. 233 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,159 Hey, Leoni. I'm not going to inclusion. 234 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:00,439 I'm fine. I thought you were on my side. 235 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,719 I am! Look, she's only doing what I've asked her to. 236 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:04,999 We've got Ofsted in today. 237 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,199 We need to make a good impression. 238 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:11,040 Can you hand-on-heart promise me you won't kick off with anyone? 239 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,640 All right, come on. Let's go. 240 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,279 Come on. 241 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,439 Hi. Is it Stella? 242 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,999 Dame Stella Drake. 243 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,079 I trust you found somewhere to park? 244 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,559 Nice to meet you. And you. 245 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,599 Would you like to come through? 246 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,120 BELL RINGS 247 00:11:29,711 --> 00:11:33,199 Have you ever taught art before, sir? 248 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,439 No. 249 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,439 Please bear in mind that... 250 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,679 Oops, sorry. Fine, thank you. 251 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:42,119 Please bear in mind, OK, that we may be observed by Ofsted today, 252 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,639 so... WHOOPING 253 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,799 No, no, that is not what it means. 254 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,199 All right? It means that we have to be on our best behaviour 255 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,999 for the inspector, taking pride in our... 256 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,079 What is he doing? ..lovely school. 257 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,400 Yes, Luca! 258 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,999 No. Oh, what are you...? 259 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,399 No, please, come on. 260 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:05,239 Right, OK. Right, I haven't got time for this, 261 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,999 so can we just settle down? 262 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,079 That's good, yeah. 263 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,399 Thank you. 264 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,999 Hey, Ton, what's going on with Portia? 265 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,239 What, the new look? 266 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,119 It's like she's gone football crazy. 267 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,879 She's just throwing herself into it. 268 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,759 Apparently my dad's really helped her find a purpose. 269 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,120 I reckon it's good for her. 270 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,999 Was your dad looking for you before? 271 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,559 Oh, no, he's here to see Mr Donovan about some football coaching. 272 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,560 Coaching here? 273 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,560 At the school? Mm-hm. 274 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,559 Cool. 275 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,760 Ooh, nah. 276 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,999 Er, now, sir...! LAUGHTER 277 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,119 My hands. 278 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,999 What are you doing? That is hanging. 279 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,079 No! 280 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,519 Right, come on. We could have Ofsted in any minute. 281 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,999 Get that off before it goes... 282 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,239 Do not do that. 283 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,359 Do not put in anyone's... 284 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,439 Er, excuse me. Portia, please. 285 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,999 Come on, wash it off now, OK? 286 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,679 That's enough. 287 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,519 She seems the same to me. 288 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,000 Doing anything to get out of lessons. 289 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,440 Here you go. 290 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,519 These are the Alps figures that you requested. 291 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,999 Having worked as an inspector yourself, 292 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,679 you know that an emergency inspection is indicative 293 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,239 of concerns being raised. 294 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:35,639 Concerns about the school or concerns about me? 295 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,679 I'd hate to think that we were being singled out 296 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:38,999 cos of my history with Ofsted. 297 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,439 It's nothing personal. 298 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,079 In fact, I have huge respect for all you've achieved. 299 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,999 But we received information about drugs in the school. 300 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,159 Yeah, but that has been dealt with. 301 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,679 Senior leadership have been working closely with the police. 302 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,679 We also had parental complaints, 303 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,319 which necessitates us observing lessons. 304 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,439 Nothing's off limits today. 305 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,400 And we have nothing to hide. 306 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,999 Oh, hi, Tony. 307 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Portia, what are you doing here? 308 00:14:17,431 --> 00:14:20,999 Did one of the lads get on your nerves? 309 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,719 Do I need to ring an ambulance? 310 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,479 Nah, leave 'em. 311 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,439 So, have I made it onto the team this week or what? 312 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,959 Well, I'm just figuring all that out now. 313 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,519 Shouldn't you be in class? 314 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,799 Proper boring. I can't concentrate. 315 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,759 Really? You've got great concentration in matches. 316 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,279 Yeah, that's cos it's fun. 317 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,639 Loads going on. 318 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,559 No time for your mind to wander? 319 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:42,839 Yeah. 320 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:47,639 Have you ever tried the rubber band trick? 321 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,999 Here. 322 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,999 Whenever you find yourself drifting off, 323 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,599 just a little snap - 324 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,839 like that - 325 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,199 just reminds you to come back into the moment. 326 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,759 Worth a try. 327 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,199 You'd better get rid of the victim's DNA. 328 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,520 Go on. 329 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,800 Thank you. 330 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,559 Ah, Tony. 331 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,820 Yeah. Thanks for coming in. 332 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,559 Tony's a qualified coach from a local club. 333 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,239 Just one of the ways we are building links with the community 334 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,519 and utilising external expertise. 335 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,359 Pleased to meet. Nice to meet you. 336 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,880 Do you want to come through? 337 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:38,999 Is there a way to check if someone's profile pic's not real? 338 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,199 Er, yeah. 339 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,679 It's a reverse image search. 340 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,199 Should be able to show if the photo has been used anywhere else. 341 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,480 Oh. 342 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,679 Oh... 343 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,999 He might not be as local as you thought, though. 344 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,439 Troy Webster? 345 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,439 A Deaf influencer from New York. 346 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,999 Sorry, Freds. That sucks. 347 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:07,359 So, the guy I'm messaging, the photo's not him? 348 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,799 Is this a scam or, like, some pervy grandad? 349 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,279 I mean, I suppose it could be a real guy, 350 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,510 and he just doesn't want to use his own photo. 351 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,999 Well, Lenin had a Utopian vision of a new society - 352 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,759 one where land could be redistributed to peasants 353 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:35,799 and workers were entitled to unemployment pay and pensions. 354 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,799 Sir, I thought I read somewhere that he wanted to ban history. 355 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,119 Well, you read wrong. 356 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,239 History is the bedrock of education. 357 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,999 The bedrock of fake news. 358 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,519 Yes, thank you for that, Lois. Now.. 359 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,319 I mean, the clue's in the title, sir. 360 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,719 History. We never hear about HERSTORY. 361 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,479 And history isn't even facts. 362 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,719 It's opinions. Men's opinions. 363 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,879 Here we go. 364 00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:00,999 Herodotus, Geoffrey of Monmouth, Lord Acton, Hobsbawm. 365 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,839 Name me one female historian. 366 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,639 Er... 367 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,679 Er, Mary Beard. 368 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,159 Bloke's name! 369 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,879 Pre-20th century. 370 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,479 Er... 371 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,999 I thought you knew everything. LAUGHTER 372 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,199 Just, er... 373 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,319 Come on, sir. Can't handle the pressure? 374 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,159 Yeah, er... Are you all right, sir? 375 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,439 Neil? 376 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,879 Are you having a stroke? 377 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,799 LAUGHTER 378 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,479 Dad? 379 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,680 Neil... 380 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:39,999 Er, I've been informed that it is my right 381 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,560 to request a break in this inspection. 382 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,160 Right. 383 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,680 Thank you. 384 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,520 Bye! 385 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,560 Right, you get to see me lead a lesson now. 386 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,639 Ah! All right, then. Take a seat. 387 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,510 And where did he even get this photo? 388 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,359 What are you doing that for? 389 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,999 Just a thing you do for concentration. 390 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,519 Tony showed it me. 391 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,199 Tony? As in Coach Tony? 392 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,399 Yeah. 393 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,559 He's in the office. 394 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,399 Saw him on the way down to the toilets. 395 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,599 The office isn't on the way to the toilets. 396 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,200 I took a little detour. 397 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,159 It's good. 398 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,680 I like it. 399 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,559 Well, football gives kids hope. 400 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,159 Teaching them teamwork and responsibility. 401 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,959 And that's why everyone gets an equal chance. 402 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,159 Same amount of time on the pitch. 403 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,399 And you got the session plans I put together? 404 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,279 I did, yes. They are exactly what we discussed. 405 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,919 Great. 406 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,359 Well, let me know when you want me to start. 407 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,999 Today? Ofsted are in, so the more positive things they see, 408 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,559 the better. 409 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,479 Sounds good. 410 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,399 Er, Mr Charles will have to observe your sessions, obviously. 411 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,999 Perfect, yeah. Great. 412 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,999 Well, it's novelty value, isn't it? 413 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,439 Well, you get taken for granted, 414 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,759 then he waltzes in with his nauseating positivity. 415 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,759 Look, there is a time and place for that. 416 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,759 But it's just the way that he talks about his club. 417 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:18,799 It's like he actually manages City or something. 418 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,759 Tonya's over the moon that he's back, by the way. 419 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,759 Yeah, of course, and I'm happy for her. 420 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,879 You know, as long as he treats her right. 421 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:25,999 Exactly. 422 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,599 She's been there loads lately. 423 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,999 Yeah, Ashton, too. 424 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,999 Keeps raving on about this shed. 425 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,119 Shed? 426 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,759 Hey up. Hey. 427 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,839 You ready for this grand tour, then? 428 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:36,999 I certainly am. Thank you. 429 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,159 I mean, it's going to be a step down from what you're used to 430 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,519 at the Etihad. 431 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,639 Don't worry. I'm not put off by a soggy pitch 432 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,879 and some bad footballs. 433 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,120 Come on, then. 434 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,999 Rainforests are overrated. 435 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,119 My head turns to mush when I've not had enough kip. 436 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,559 Mm. Are you're finding it hard with Mia? 437 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:09,999 No, I love it. 438 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,799 I'm glad that you encouraged me to take her. 439 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,559 Proper little character. 440 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,559 Couldn't imagine life without her. Yeah, I know. 441 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,210 But it doesn't mean it's not tough, though, does it? 442 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,519 I mean, it's not the exact fairy tale 443 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,680 that I dreamed of. 444 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,720 But all I've ever wanted is a family. 445 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,159 I do miss spending time with Noel, though. 446 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,719 Not like that. 447 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,999 Noel reckons Mia's got me wrapped around a little finger. 448 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,599 His nan's got him wrapped around both her little fingers. 449 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,999 You know what, it was the same when Jas was little. 450 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,119 No quality time for Dad. 451 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,360 And I do mean like that. 452 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,479 So, how did yous get through it? 453 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,320 We didn't. He, um... 454 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,839 He left me for his dental hygienist. 455 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,719 But, you know, that's not going to happen with you and Noel. 456 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:01,040 No, no, no, no. Noel's got twice the heart than my ex did. 457 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:17,119 Mum, I said don't show me up when I am at school, man. 458 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,479 I'm not showing you up. 459 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:19,639 I'm just here. 460 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,999 That's what I mean. 461 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,719 Oh, thanks. 462 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:29,519 So, Donte was saying that Tony's got some kind of shed or something? 463 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,839 The cave? 464 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,559 Oh, Mum! The cave! 465 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,879 It's got electric. 466 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,639 It's got Wi-Fi. 467 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,559 Dad said me and Ashton can go and use it whenever we want - 468 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,520 and he's getting us a sofa bed so we can stay over. 469 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,999 So, babe... Yeah. 470 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,759 OK, if the door is there... Yeah. 471 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,399 ..and the sofa we turn there, 472 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,240 I'm thinking maybe a little table... 473 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,999 ..for the telly. 474 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,239 Yeah, but it looks a bit cramped. 475 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,879 I'll practise shooting first, and then we can swap over, if you want? 476 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,319 Do we always have to play football? 477 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,280 This is meant to be our chillout time. 478 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,530 Right, I'll be back in one minute, all right? Yeah. 479 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,600 Yeah! How's it going, Izz? 480 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,799 Portia? Oh! I'm taking a training session this afternoon. 481 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,599 You'll be there, right? Yeah, defo. 482 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,679 That's brilliant. 483 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,999 And about this weekend? 484 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,999 Am I playing? 485 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,999 I'm going to start you on central midfield. 486 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,759 Serious?! You're going to be the playmaker. 487 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,679 Everything is going to go through you. 488 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,559 I'm buzzing! I won't let you down. 489 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,359 You've worked really hard lately, made good progress. 490 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,519 Proud of ya. 491 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,519 Ready? Yeah. 492 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,999 What's this all about? 493 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,239 Guess who's going to be starting midfield this weekend? 494 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,359 Probably cos Rochelle's on holiday so we need someone to fill in. 495 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,999 Huh, jealous much? 496 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,999 If you spent more time on the pitch than you did on the catwalk, 497 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,720 Tony might actually notice ya. 498 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,239 Oi! 499 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,999 Are you actually mad? 500 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,239 What? 501 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,119 Saying that Ashton and Tonya can stay over. 502 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,599 in "the cave", 503 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,159 sharing a bed? 504 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,799 Hey, hang on. I never said that. 505 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,359 Oh, well, Tonya can't wait. 506 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,759 I said they could hang out there. Tonya could stay over. 507 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,199 I didn't say Ashton could spend the night. 508 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,999 Well, even if they don't sleep there, right, 509 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,479 two hot-blooded, hormonal teenagers 510 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,239 hidden away in some little shed - that is a recipe for disaster! 511 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,119 Well, I don't want that any more than you do. Right. 512 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,719 Well, you better fix this. 513 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,040 I mean it. 514 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:01,200 What are you doing? 515 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,720 Show me your phone. 516 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,320 Is it you on the app? 517 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,000 Look at me. Is it you pretending to be someone you're not? 518 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,719 Playing games with me? Laughing at me? 519 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,040 I opened up to ya. 520 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,160 Some friend you are. 521 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,999 Hey? 522 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,199 Do you fancy a bottle of fizz and take-out later? 523 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,679 Celebrate you leading us to victory over Ofsted. 524 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,119 Oh, it won't be my victory. 525 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,999 I am playing second fiddle to Stella. 526 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:49,679 Oh, well, if it's first fiddle that you're into. 527 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,159 NISHA GIGGLES 528 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,999 Not now. 529 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,599 Don't let Queen Drake take all your glory. 530 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,599 You behave yourself. You're the real King of the Jungle. 531 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,359 Not... NISHA GROWLS 532 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,639 Not now. Behave yourself. 533 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,999 NISHA GROWLS Go on, do the tiger. No. 534 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,639 Do the tiger. 535 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,239 Rah. No, the big one. 536 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,999 DARIUS SNARLS 537 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,839 LAUGHTER Oh, my God! 538 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,159 Oh, no. I am going. Oh, my God. 539 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,719 MOCK GROWLING 540 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,279 Y-You shouldn't be in here. 541 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,839 Neither should you. 542 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,279 Oh, don't worry, sir. 543 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,319 Your secret's not safe with us. 544 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,759 Hah! Very good. Get to inclusion. 545 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,999 Inclusion?! That is so unfair. 546 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,999 I'm meant to be meeting the Ofsted inspectors. 547 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,320 Well, you've blown that now, haven't you? Go. 548 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,520 Ahem. MOCK GROWLING 549 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,999 Go. Inclusion, now. 550 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,839 Oh, Forest. 551 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,199 Er, I would like you to join the question-answer session 552 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,319 with the inspectors. 553 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,599 Er, I thought Harleen was doing it? 554 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,120 Well, she's not feeling well. 555 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,040 She looked all right to me. 556 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,360 Er... 557 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,319 You big the school up, though, yeah? 558 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,519 Tell 'em you're the best teacher I've ever had. 559 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,720 Course you will. 560 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,560 Quickly. 561 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,520 BELL RINGS 562 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,999 So, sir, how come Macbeth is the only one that can see 563 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,239 the ghost of Banquo? 564 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,239 Yeah, but is the ghost actually there, though? 565 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,239 Or is it just because Macbeth feels bad? 566 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,959 Yes, that is a very good point. 567 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,799 Perhaps, you know, it's because of Macbeth's guilt, 568 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,199 manifesting as this spectre, 569 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,719 just lurking, reminding him of all of his crimes. 570 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,519 Well, you must've done something well bad, sir. 571 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,519 Cos look who's behind you! LAUGHTER 572 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:47,999 Thank you, Shola. 573 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,319 OK, so I want you all to find and write about 574 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,639 an example of Macbeth's guilt. 575 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,279 Off you go. 576 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,159 Why is that your screensaver? 577 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,359 It was my first time coming on as a sub. 578 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,999 It's cos it's you and Tony together, isn't it? 579 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,999 Oh, what are you on about? 580 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,879 You've got a crush on him. 581 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,199 Are you mad? Trying to find ways to spend time with him, 582 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,999 like sneaking out of lessons - or the other night. 583 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,519 I only asked him for a lift cos it was Lucy's birthday. 584 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,719 I didn't want to be late. 585 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,879 I'm just looking out for you, 586 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,479 because I know the trouble it causes when you get obsessed 587 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,999 with an older guy. 588 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,999 I was dead embarrassed when people found out I liked Mike. 589 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,999 Are you tapped or summat? 590 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,799 Just cos you had a weird thing for Mike? 591 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,999 Stay away from him, Portia. I mean it. 592 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,839 I don't fancy him, all right? 593 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,559 Poor guy, better get running. 594 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:35,919 Do you want to shut up? 595 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,839 Portia, sit down. 596 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,359 Or do I need to shut you up? 597 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,439 OK, I think, as we have agreed, 598 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,999 when we can't control our anger, 599 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,239 we need to go to the inclusion unit until you're ready 600 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,439 to rejoin classes. 601 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,760 Thank you. 602 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,559 Er, Miss? Well, if you cause that much trouble 603 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,879 when you're sitting together, then that's what you get, isn't it? 604 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,479 Eh? Move. 605 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,360 Oi! Can you calm down? 606 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,279 What's the matter, Portia? 607 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,999 Will I still be able to play football after lunch, 608 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,239 getting sent here? 609 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,519 Let's just focus on getting to lunchtime first, shall we? 610 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,800 Take a seat. 611 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,199 Eurgh, Miss, I'm not sitting next to Chlamydia Girl. 612 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,430 Oh, you're lucky I don't smash your head in! 613 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,319 Right. Sorry. 614 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,010 Back soon. Keep an eye on 'em for me. 615 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,999 Portia! 616 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,839 Portia, wait! 617 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,999 Come back inside, and let's talk about this. 618 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,199 What for? I hate this place. 619 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,319 Aw, come on. It's not that bad. 620 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,399 Oh, you so don't everything it, do ya? 621 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,999 Portia? What's up? 622 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,799 This school. It sucks. 623 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,479 OK. I hear ya. 624 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:59,159 Every time I try and do anything, someone ruins it, even Shola. 625 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,679 I thought she was my mate. 626 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,159 She proper turned on me. 627 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,639 So, you're angry? Fine. 628 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,399 What do we say about anger in training? 629 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,319 It can... 630 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,159 It can be... 631 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,239 ..en... Ene... ..energising. 632 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,959 Yeah, but you've got to keep it under control, remember? 633 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,479 Don't let 'em get in your head. 634 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,439 Same as on the pitch. 635 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:24,000 Control, concentration, confidence. 636 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,679 I just don't know if they'll let me play in the session after lunch. 637 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,319 Well, Mrs Walters has got your back. 638 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,000 Maybe she can have a word? 639 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,920 Hey. 640 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,799 Can I just remind you 641 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,040 that you're here to teach football - not do my job? 642 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,999 Hey. 643 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,759 Hey. How's it going with Tony? 644 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,879 Er, yeah. Yeah, good. I mean, he was laughing 645 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,319 at the state of our equipment, but you got to give it to him, though. 646 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,559 Definitely knows his football. 647 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,839 Yeah, that's the idea. 648 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,559 He's got experience coaching girls at club level, 649 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,279 so hopefully he can get more to take it up at school. 650 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,519 Yeah. 651 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,479 Might be something Izzy could get involved with. 652 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,879 Yeah, maybe. Maybe. 653 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,599 You know, she could do with an outlet. 654 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,959 I mean, she actually used to play. 655 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,599 She's just not been interested in ages. 656 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,359 Well, you never know till you ask. Yeah. 657 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,439 Doing a great job - as a teacher and a dad. 658 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,119 Tony is just here to help you out. 659 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,799 Not here to tread on your toes. 660 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,959 Yeah. Yeah, I know. 661 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,999 Hey, look, I was thinking about asking him 662 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,999 if we could use his club's pitches this afternoon. 663 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,519 I mean, they're only around the corner. 664 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,999 Ours are always waterlogged, you know? 665 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,479 You need a snorkel to play on 'em. 666 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,199 What do you think? It'd look good for Ofsted. 667 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,519 Yeah, I like it. 668 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,840 Great idea. 669 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,679 Mm. 670 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,639 It's got a bit of a kick. Good, yeah? 671 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,919 Hey, you should try it with some chicken wings, though. 672 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,079 Right, Noel, make this quick. 673 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,999 I'd, er... 674 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,480 Yeah, er... 675 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,839 I'd, er, like a pay rise. 676 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,719 That'll be decided at your review. 677 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,159 Right, well, is there any way we can bring it forward? 678 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,719 Because I've done my apprenticeship now 679 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,399 and I've got responsibilities. 680 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,319 Yeah, I'm impressed at the way you're stepping up. 681 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,839 But... Look, Stace is working so hard, yeah, 682 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,119 to keep up with school and look after Mia. 683 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,919 I just want to take 'em on a family holiday? 684 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,999 I'm sorry, Noel, but the school budget is fixed. 685 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,879 The only time we can look at any changes 686 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,480 is at your performance review. 687 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,480 Wait. Noel... 688 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,640 ..I've got a plan. 689 00:31:36,641 --> 00:31:39,999 Oh, I heard we're playing at the club later. 690 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,360 Yeah. All thanks to Mr Charles. That's great. 691 00:31:42,361 --> 00:31:45,559 Actually, Shola, have you got a minute? 692 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,800 Yeah, of course. 693 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:53,319 I just wanted to ask if maybe you could go easy on Portia. 694 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,799 Why? What's she said? 695 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:55,999 No, not much. 696 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,879 It's just I think Portia's a bit more vulnerable 697 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,919 than she seems, being in foster care and stuff. 698 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,999 So, maybe tread gently around her, yeah? 699 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,080 I was just worried about her, I thought... 700 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,080 What? 701 00:32:10,281 --> 00:32:13,119 I thought she had a crush on you, 702 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,680 but she went crazy when I said it. 703 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,680 A crush? 704 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,360 Right, well, I'm glad you told me. 705 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,440 You were just looking out for her? 706 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,040 You're a good friend. 707 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:34,439 TONYA: After all the dumps you have made us stay in, 708 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,239 I have finally found somewhere for me. 709 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,439 Somewhere nice! Will you stop it? 710 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,399 You just...! You ruin everything! 711 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,800 Tonya, don't. 712 00:32:41,801 --> 00:32:45,719 Oh, yeah, "Let's give it a raincheck for the weekend." 713 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,799 It was her doing, wasn't it? 714 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,959 Don't take it out on your mum. She was just looking out for ya. 715 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,759 Looking our for me? 716 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,319 She is a control freak! 717 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,800 CHILDREN LAUGH 718 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,999 That was you fixing it. Well, I was trying, but... 719 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,839 Stop promising her things without asking me. 720 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,439 Stop making me the bad guy. 721 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,999 Well, stop playing the bad guy. 722 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,599 I beg your pardon?! 723 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,239 Look for a solution. 724 00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:10,279 We can make it work, Nick. 725 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,439 Tonya, Ashton, the shed. 726 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,879 I'll keep an eye on 'em, hang out with 'em. 727 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,279 It'll be fine. 728 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,639 Me and Ashton get on. Oh, yeah. 729 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,999 Cos yours is the fun house, right? 730 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,279 Hey, all three of you together, 731 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,079 gaming, listening to tunes, 732 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,479 watching films? I'll make sure she does her homework, too. 733 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,519 I've got her desk set up. Oh, why don't I just drop 734 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:28,679 all her stuff off at yours? 735 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:29,999 What? 736 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,679 All her medication, her clothes, her textbooks. 737 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:33,759 What are you saying? 738 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,439 All them years when she was little, 739 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,479 all them birthdays. 740 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,839 I had to watch her every time the doorbell rang, 741 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,239 jumping up, running to the door, 742 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:50,119 hoping that it was her waster of a dad, 743 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,839 when he couldn't be bothered. 744 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,159 And now, 745 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,000 now you decide to show up! 746 00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,999 What can I do? Tell me. 747 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,199 And now she's spending more and more time with you, and... 748 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,000 Do not touch me! 749 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,799 I had to do everything on my own. 750 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,799 The sleepless nights, the tantrums, 751 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,159 dragging two cranky little kids to the shop 752 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,439 every time I needed a pint of milk. 753 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,319 And I hate myself for that. 754 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,240 I swear. It's worse now. 755 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,519 Back then I was knackered. 756 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,000 Yeah, I was. But I was... 757 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,999 I was surrounded by life and love. 758 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,320 And now I'm just... 759 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,040 It's just me. 760 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,639 Me and Ton row. 761 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,839 You know, we do. 762 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,040 And she does my head in, I swear. 763 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,839 But I love the bones of that girl. 764 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,199 She's part of me. 765 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,040 You are. You are tearing away a part of me. 766 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,879 SHE SNIFFS 767 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,079 Come over... 768 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,919 ..with Tonya for dinner. 769 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,319 What? As friends. 770 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,040 You shouldn't be on your own - on the outside of this. 771 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,120 So be a part of it, Nick. 772 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,000 Portia. 773 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,679 I spoke to Shola earlier. 774 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,359 And what did she say? 775 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,679 Something about you having a crush on me? 776 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,119 I told her she was wrong. 777 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,439 I said I only asked for a lift cos it was Lucy's birthday. 778 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,519 You... You told her that I was giving you lifts? 779 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,399 Er, no, not exactly. 780 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,319 I just thought she might have seen us or... 781 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,479 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. 782 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,220 I thought I could trust you, Portia. 783 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,159 Hey, all set? 784 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,239 Yeah. 785 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,000 Go and catch up with the others. 786 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,159 Do you play much football, Izzy? 787 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:07,999 No, not for ages anyway. 788 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,559 Well, wait till you see our club. 789 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,519 Beautiful pitches, not a classroom in sight. 790 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,719 And it's just around the corner. 791 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:15,999 You never know, it might inspire you. 792 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,719 Come on. 793 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:21,839 So, let's move on to the sayings for our trig functions. 794 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,519 I'll go first. 795 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:29,239 Some old horses chew apples happily throughout old age. 796 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:30,520 Who's next? 797 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,079 Maya. 798 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,839 Oscar had a heap of apples. 799 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,239 Brilliant. Anyone else? 800 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:39,479 Declan. 801 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:44,519 Er, studying our homework can help obtain achievement. 802 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,799 Fabulous. 803 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,319 Have we got any more? 804 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,759 Go on, then, Forest. 805 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,999 Er, send out horrid children 806 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,479 and help Ofsted assessment. 807 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,439 LAUGHTER 808 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,879 Forest, that's not funny. I think he's a bit confused. 809 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,600 We've taken some pupils out randomly for their QandA. 810 00:38:02,291 --> 00:38:06,799 Me again, allow me to pick up where I left off... 811 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,000 That's it, Portia. 812 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:14,559 Yes, it's in! Well in! And I'm Picasso with the pen 813 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,199 Until I hit them with the realness 814 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,879 Figured I should say some' but you don't wanna hear me vent 815 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,519 You can talk bad all day long I will never be impressed... 816 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:25,999 Take it with you, Shola. Take it with you. 817 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,359 That's it, Portia. 818 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,759 Seriously?! Shola, what are you playing at? 819 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,999 Get in! Yes, Shola! 820 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,479 Great finish! 821 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,959 Portia, where's your head at? 822 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,360 Eh? Concentration. 823 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,479 Let's go. Least say it with your chest 824 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,279 Got my team on deck taking out all pawns... 825 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,999 Portia, that's it! 826 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,279 Come on, Portia! 827 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,599 Oh! 828 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,719 Portia. Hey, take a break. What? 829 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,399 Serious? Cat, you're in midfield. 830 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,879 Tony, please? 831 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,000 Get your head in the game, yeah? 832 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:01,559 Never been a punk, trust you can get it in the worst way 833 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,639 May as well get a birthday cake 834 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,599 And it ain't even my birthday... 835 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,999 Are you going to let her take it off ya? 836 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,799 Get after it. All that energy, all that frustration, use it. 837 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,159 Get that ball back. 838 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,359 I said it with my chest And I don't care who I offend... 839 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,519 That's it, Izzy! 840 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,639 Uh-huh... 841 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,000 Keep going! Shoot! 842 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,559 Yes! 843 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,999 Well in! Great finish. 844 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,319 Izzy, that was amazing. 845 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,639 Go on, Tonya. 846 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,240 Go on. Keep going. You can do it. 847 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,280 Yes! Great finish, Tonya! Get in! 848 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,279 That's what I'm talking about! 849 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,920 I'll make a striker of you yet! 850 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,599 I said it with my chest 851 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,840 And I don't care who I offend. 852 00:39:46,481 --> 00:39:49,839 Will you just calm down, all of ya? 853 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,240 Sit down, please! 854 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,760 Sit down now! 855 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,719 Stop it! Why? You're not even a real teacher. 856 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,440 We heard you were just a cook. 857 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,519 Hey! Hey! 858 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,639 Sit down, all of you! Now! 859 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,480 This is unacceptable. 860 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:16,359 Why is there so many in here? 861 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,679 Well, Darius sent 'em. 862 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,159 I can cope with ten, but this is too many. 863 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,919 Did you not know? 864 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,199 No. 865 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,480 No, I didn't. 866 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,679 This is a safe space, OK? So just be honest. 867 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,359 These inspectors aren't here to judge you. 868 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,239 They just want to know how you feel about the school. 869 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,599 Thank you, Mr Donovan. 870 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:39,280 That's absolutely correct. We're not here to judge you, but to... 871 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,759 The hell? 872 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,559 What's up, weirdos? 873 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,400 Right, everybody. Grab a chair, please. 874 00:40:49,831 --> 00:40:53,999 To get a true cross-section of our school, 875 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,679 I thought it only right that you heard 876 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,160 from some of our reintegration students. 877 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,239 Thank you, Mr Donovan. 878 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:02,999 We'll take it from here. 879 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,999 Yeah, it might be best if I stayed, actually. 880 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,919 I think some of our pupils have anxiety around strangers. 881 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,040 Ofsted protocol is that no teaching staff is present. 882 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,559 Don't worry, sir. Your secret's safe with us. 883 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,999 Yeah, we wouldn't tell them about you and Miss Chandra. 884 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,479 It's not just them. They're all at it. 885 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,999 Mr Casey and Mr Swift. 886 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,359 And Mr Guthrie got Miss Walker pregnant. 887 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,999 If they were any good, they'd be teaching somewhere better than here. 888 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,999 That says more about you than it does about them. 889 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,999 Yeah, well, they need a medal for putting up with liars like you. 890 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,159 Excuse me? 891 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,999 There's a lot of wrong 'uns in this school. 892 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,919 Pot, kettle? Well, yeah, I am a wrong 'un. 893 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,999 But that's how everyone's always treated me. 894 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,279 Every other school I've been to, they didn't give me a chance. 895 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,559 But there's actually some decent teachers here. 896 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,999 They're harsh, but you can tell that they're bothered. 897 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,720 And you can talk to them about things, and they do care. 898 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,119 WHISTLE BLOWS 899 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,319 Whoo! Yes, well, played. 900 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,040 Great match, girls. Great match. 901 00:42:05,041 --> 00:42:09,799 Good game, Shola. We've been missing you down at the club. 902 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,999 Why don't you come down at the weekend, start in midfield? 903 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,999 Oh, well, I usually play with defence, so... 904 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,320 Well, give it a try. 905 00:42:17,651 --> 00:42:22,159 Is Shola starting in midfield at the weekend? 906 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,999 Maybe you should take a step back from the team for a bit. 907 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,759 Get your head together. 908 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,159 But I thought I was the playmaker now? 909 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,759 You messed up. 910 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,639 Try using this next time, yeah? 911 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,839 Hey, everything all right? 912 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:40,239 Yeah, just teenage girls and their drama. 913 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:42,440 Do your head in sometimes, don't they? 914 00:42:49,821 --> 00:42:52,999 Thank you for your honesty, Forest. 915 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,410 You should never have been put in that position. 916 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,519 Have you completely lost your mind? 917 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:05,599 Me? You're the one who brought the inclusion unit into the QandA. 918 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,319 A QandA that was meant to be representative 919 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,999 of this school. 920 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,599 When you set up the inclusion unit, 921 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,999 you talked about trusting young people. 922 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,919 Now, where is the trust in hiding away 923 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,839 our more challenging students rather than giving them a voice? 924 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,999 I was just bending the rules - the same as you. 925 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,359 Playing the game. No, this isn't playing. 926 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,239 This is cheating. 927 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:27,599 Do you have any idea how many good schools fail an inspection 928 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,759 because of one stupid decision? 929 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,399 I was doing it for the school. 930 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,519 No, you did it for yourself, Darius. 931 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,839 You bribed a student to make you look good. 932 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,799 So you sabotaged the inspection to teach me a lesson 933 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,159 and to give yourself an out? 934 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,799 I'm the sacrificial lamb? 935 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,670 I just don't know who you are any more. 936 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,040 KNOCKING Yes? 937 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,679 Hiya. 938 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,839 You shouldn't be in here. 939 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,279 I just wanted to say, 940 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,999 if Shola or anyone asks, 941 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,999 I'll say I asked you for a lift and you said no, 942 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,600 and I've never been in your car. 943 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,839 I don't know what to do, Portia. 944 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,199 You've put me in a difficult position. 945 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,199 I'm so sorry, Tony! I swear! 946 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,759 Please let me make it up to ya! 947 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,999 I even bought you a present, you know - 948 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,759 for working so hard. 949 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,319 But now... 950 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,440 What was it? 951 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,520 If you want to talk, I'll be at the club tonight. 952 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,519 OK, nearly there. 953 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,679 What's going on, Noel? You're freaking me out. 954 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,360 Ta-dah! 955 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,760 Why am I looking at a mouldy old tent? What? 956 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,319 I'll leave you to it. 957 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,680 Cheers, Wendy. 958 00:45:15,681 --> 00:45:19,079 It's the old Duke of Edinburgh stuff. 959 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,999 Yeah? And, look, I know how much you was looking forward to going away, 960 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,319 but I can't really afford Ibiza at the minute. 961 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:28,559 So I thought that, you know, we could go camping, yeah? 962 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,639 And I can make up for all the fun that you're missing out on. 963 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,920 I'm not missing out. 964 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,839 It's a bit naff, right, 965 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,439 and it's all I can afford right now, 966 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,319 but it won't always be like this. 967 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,999 Yeah? One day, I'll give you the life you deserve. 968 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,999 Then we can have, like, a huge wedding, yeah? 969 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,199 And a swanky villa in Ibiza for the honeymoon. 970 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,880 I don't need any of that, Noel. 971 00:45:48,881 --> 00:45:52,999 I just want to be a family, and you to promise me that 972 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,079 you're never going to leave me for your hygienist. 973 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,759 What? 974 00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,199 I don't have a hygienist, Stace. 975 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,999 You and Mia are all I need. 976 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,079 I don't need a swanky villa or a big wedding. 977 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,599 I'd marry you in that tent. 978 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,319 I mean, I think we could stretch for a registry office. 979 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,240 Yeah? Well, let's get the date booked. 980 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,279 Really? Mia needs to know that she's got a proper family, 981 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,999 and I need to know that we've always got each other's backs. 982 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,279 Right, well, I've got yous. 983 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,600 Yeah? 984 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,999 But if you think I'm staying in that tent, 985 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000 you've got another thing coming. 986 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,759 It did not go unnoticed 987 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,999 that you're using technicalities to hinder our inspection. 988 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,559 I'm not going to apologise for protecting my staff 989 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,999 against stress and humiliation. 990 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,479 It's not our intention to humiliate anyone. 991 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,359 We're here to support schools. 992 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,119 I don't need your support. 993 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,879 I've been turning schools around since you were in nappies. 994 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,440 And that doesn't make you immune from scrutiny. 995 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:15,199 I'm sorry for yelling at ya. 996 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,999 TRANSLATION: No, you were right. 997 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,199 It was me on the app. 998 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,079 I knew it were you. 999 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,319 How could ya, Luca? 1000 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,760 Is this your idea of a joke? 1001 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,799 No, of course not. 1002 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,159 Everything I said in those messages was true, 1003 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,999 about how much I liked you 1004 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,040 and how I can't stop thinking about you. 1005 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,399 But then, why? 1006 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,040 Why pretend to be someone else? 1007 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,319 I was just pretending to be normal, someone that you'd go out with. 1008 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,279 I don't care about normal. 1009 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,639 What kind of a person do you think I am? 1010 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,879 A hearing person! 1011 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,119 So what? So, we're different. 1012 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,479 We live in two different worlds. 1013 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,719 It's not that different. 1014 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:56,759 I mean, we're at the same school. 1015 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,519 We're in the same classes. 1016 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,279 The same friends. 1017 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,719 No, it's not the same. 1018 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:06,399 Look how you can chat with all your hearing friends, 1019 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,839 and it's so easy and natural. 1020 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,720 You don't even have to think about it. 1021 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,120 And then look how we have to talk. 1022 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,679 But I've been learning some sign. 1023 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:23,360 I've been trying really hard to make you feel included. 1024 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,319 And I really appreciate that. 1025 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,479 I do. And I'm not saying this to offend you, 1026 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:32,079 but it's a bit like baby talk. 1027 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,399 And it's not enough for me. 1028 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,719 I'm sorry. 1029 00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:36,839 I need real communication. 1030 00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,479 I need connection. 1031 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,999 You have that with your hearing friends, 1032 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,199 and I have it with my Deaf friends. 1033 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,760 But, Freddie, we don't have that together. 1034 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:55,639 Right, so, can we expect intervention? 1035 00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,999 You'll be informed of our decision in due course. 1036 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,640 Whatever the outcome, we'll be recommending changes. 1037 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,919 Tonya... 1038 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,799 Ton... 1039 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,879 I'm sorry, love, about the cave. 1040 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,440 Of course you can hang out there. 1041 00:49:17,441 --> 00:49:21,999 OK, this is the part where you say sorry for shouting at me 1042 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,359 at my place of work and totally undermining my authority. 1043 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,839 Yeah, obviously. Yeah. 1044 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,559 Mm. 1045 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,559 Tony was saying maybe we could get dinner. 1046 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,599 He's got some mad idea that... 1047 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,999 That we should all do something together? 1048 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,599 Yeah, that was my idea. 1049 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:43,039 I just thought, you know, we can get some food, watch a movie. 1050 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,280 Hmm! 1051 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,759 Hey! You were great today. I was buzzing watching ya. 1052 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,359 Yeah, when the coach was talking about anger, I thought, 1053 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,199 "Maybe I could put all my energy into this 1054 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,239 "and maybe it'd stop coming out in other ways," you know? 1055 00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,199 So, what did you think about my dad, then? 1056 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,599 He's great, isn't he? Yeah. Yeah, he's great. 1057 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,599 Looks like he's winning everyone over after all, eh? 1058 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,040 Mm. See ya later. 1059 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,279 I'm sorry. 1060 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,319 About earlier. 1061 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,719 I shouldn't have lost my temper. 1062 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,999 No, it was my fault. 1063 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,559 You know it's cos I care about you, don't you? 1064 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,719 Yeah, I know. 1065 00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:37,639 And cos of these stupid rules. 1066 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,599 Honestly, the teachers would rather I'd got mugged 1067 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,440 on the way homed than got a lift. 1068 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,240 I just... 1069 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,870 ..don't want anything to jeopardise our friendship... 1070 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:52,959 ..or get us in trouble. 1071 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,239 I'll be more careful. 1072 00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:55,360 Promise. 1073 00:50:56,951 --> 00:51:00,439 Do you want this present, then, or what? 1074 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:01,720 Erm, yeah. 1075 00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,440 Close your eyes. 1076 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,239 Oh! Brand-new, your size. 1077 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:15,519 Oh, Tony, love it! 1078 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,040 Thank you! 1079 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,599 Try it on. 1080 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:23,920 Where are you going? 1081 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,199 Toilets. 1082 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:28,759 There's no need for that. 1083 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,040 Just try it on here. 1084 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,880 I thought you wanted to make it up to me. 1085 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,919 Didn't go as badly as I thought. 1086 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,559 At least I didn't end up wearing Nicky's trousers like last time. 1087 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,639 LAUGHTER 1088 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:48,999 Yeah! 1089 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,399 To be fair, the inspector in my class 1090 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,239 cared about the kids' mental health. 1091 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:55,239 Mm. What about my mental health? 1092 00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,999 I've never crumbled like that before. 1093 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,239 I'll get them. 1094 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:00,999 Thank you all for your efforts. 1095 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,759 Look, whatever the outcome, 1096 00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,679 I am so proud of you all for pulling together. 1097 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,999 Same again? Oh, yeah. Thank you. Yes, please. 1098 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,400 Give me a hand? Yeah... 1099 00:52:09,401 --> 00:52:12,639 How did it go with Serena-Michelle? 1100 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,319 Oh, well, we've had more genial exchanges. 1101 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:19,639 I made a mistake thinking that today was about me, 1102 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,999 but it was about the kids and the staff. 1103 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,599 I'm sorry I lost my temper earlier. 1104 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,999 Our failings are down to me - not you. 1105 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,839 It's my fault for giving you too much responsibility. 1106 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,239 You're clearly not ready for it yet. 1107 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:36,599 Well, you will be one day - 1108 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:41,360 but until then, I am going to resume the day-to-day control. 1109 00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,999 Hey. What was all that about? 1110 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,159 She's taking away my extra responsibilities. 1111 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,479 After everything I've done. 1112 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,999 Relax. 1113 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,519 It just means you get paid the same but to do less work. 1114 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,000 Win-win in my book. 1115 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:03,680 Be happy. 1116 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:33,240 If Shola was right about you having a crush on me, I wouldn't mind. 1117 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,480 Cos it's mutual. 1118 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,120 I really like you, Portia. 1119 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,360 And you look amazing in that top. 1120 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,480 But you'd look even better out of it. 1121 00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,320 DOOR BANGS Hello? 1122 00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,999 You wait till I've gone, then you sneak out. 1123 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,160 Don't make a sound. 1124 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,000 MUFFLED: His car's out there. 1125 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,319 Hello? Surprise! 1126 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,439 Oh! LAUGHTER 1127 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,599 God, you idiots! I thought someone had broken in. 1128 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,479 What, broken in with pizza? 1129 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:25,100 Yeah, well, I'm not complaining. 1130 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,239 You said we should eat together, so... 1131 00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:31,119 Well, I'm glad you changed your mind. 1132 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,519 Oh, listen to this, right. 1133 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,199 Mum is getting me a top kettle 1134 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,279 that lights up for you when it boils. 1135 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,999 Well, if you want the cave to be cosy, 1136 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,519 then you're going to need to be able to make a brew, aren't ya? 1137 00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,519 And I'm going to need a cold box for the milk, then, aren't I? 1138 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:45,999 Mm-hm. You should come see it. 1139 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,999 Er, yeah. Yeah, I'd like that. 1140 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,439 Help Tonya with the plans. 1141 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,399 Get it up to the standard that she deserves. 1142 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,159 Aw! 1143 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,479 Of course, if you wanted to, 1144 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,719 you can get me a karaoke machine as well? 1145 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,679 No, I'm all right with the kettle, thanks. 1146 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,159 God loves a trier, eh, Ton? 1147 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,999 LAUGHTER 1148 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,720 DOOR BANGS 1149 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,680 What was that? 1150 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,479 It's just this old club. 1151 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:12,999 Makes random noises. 1152 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,320 One sec. 1153 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,000 Anybody there? 1154 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,040 Ah! 1155 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,160 Door wasn't closed. That's all. 1156 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:44,239 Aw, it's cool, this, isn't it? This broken-family bonding thing. 1157 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:46,639 How often do you see Preston? Oh, hardly ever. 1158 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,439 Trains are so expensive, that's why. 1159 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,639 We should go see him, this weekend. 1160 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,839 I thought he wasn't returning your calls? 1161 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,719 He texted me yesterday, agreed to meet, so... 1162 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:58,559 Oh, I'd love to see Preston, Mum. 1163 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:01,279 Oh, Mum, please. Come on. 1164 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:04,759 Do you have any idea of the cost of London hotels? 1165 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,439 I'll book an Airbnb. 1166 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,479 Don't overthink it, Nick. 1167 00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:13,879 Oh, Mum. Right, you, me, Dad, Preston. 1168 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,240 It'll be fun. 1169 00:56:15,290 --> 00:56:19,840 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0